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I would like to learn how to make friends as an adult without, preferably, leaving my house and if possible without meeting new people.

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Isn’t Linux that kid with a blanket from the peanuts

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@kebertx THE WAFFLE HETERONORMATIVITY WAS STRICTLY UNINTENTIONAL

@kebertx it's hard to be dom when you aren't user-subjugating

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storing uncooked shrimps in the lemonade compartment of the fountain machine for later

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Just watched the whitest woman in the world purchase an airport Perrier for her tiny, white dog

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everyone should flush their toilet at exactly midnight and the resulting sudden pressure change in the water supply will cause an earthquake

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the world is awful and everyone thinks roko's basilisk is ridiculous because all the people who don't aren't in this simulation being tormented

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brb vomiting after writing the text "Matrix is so COMPLETELY AWESOME"
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It's not a donut shop, it's a donut concept

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